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BLURBS:

“Otto M. Attiq uses the same words we all use but he puts them in a different order. Give him money.” ~Someone Who Is a Friend of Mine and Has Not Read the Book Because It Is Not Yet Written

“[ INSERT AMY HEMPEL BLURB HERE ].” ~Amy Hempel

“What is ‘Baboso’ about? It is about everything and nothing. You don’t have to read it, but you will live a lesser life if you do not.” ~Random Blurb Generator

“I don’t like peas.” ~Random five-year-old
 
“Please do not read this book.” ~Mom


COVER ART:

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BABOSO
by Otto M. Attiq

Foreword by Some Asshole Who Will Make This Book Seem More Important Than It Is and Will Kind of Guide/Ruin the Reading of the Book

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